A Few Sounds from a House with Cats.

A Few Sounds from a House with Cats.

Pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah *thud*

Pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah *CRASH*

Pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah ROWWWRRRRR

"RUFUS! LEAVE GONZO ALONE!!"

Scratchscratchscratchscratchscratch

"RUFUS! KNOCK IT OFF!"

"Actually, that's probably Gonzo."

"GONZO! KNOCK IT OFF!"

Pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah *thud*

Scratchscratchscratchscratchscratch "mew"

"Uhoh! I think I locked Rufus in the closet again."

*click* *creak* "Here you go, buddy. Sorry about that."

Pur-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r

HISSSSTH! ROWWWRRR!

"Gonzo, calm down. Rufus isn't gonna hurt you."

Pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah ROWWWRRRRRR

"Guess I was wrong ... again."

Pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah *foosh* *clunk*

"Rufus, get off the table!"

Pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah

*swish*

"GAAA! I hate when Rufus leaps right by my face!"

Pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah

"Hey! Have you seen Gonzo lately?"

Pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah ROWWWWRRRRRRRRR HISSSSTHTH

"There she is!"

*snap* *snap* *snap*

"Hiss! Don't claw on the chair!"

"RUFUS! Go get the mouse!" *swish*

Pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah *thud*

"Rufus, bring it back."

Pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah

"That's great, but you were supposed to bring the mouse."

Pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah pitah

"ROWWWWRRRRRRRR HISSSSTHTH! Rufus! Do NOT dig your claws into my leg!"

Taptaptap

"Come here, Gonzo. Good kitty!"

PUR-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R

Tapity-tapita-tapity-tap

"Done!"

"Finished with your commentary already?"

"Yeah, this one pretty much wrote itself."

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